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Halloween🧠 When You’re Undead and Still a Food Snob Shorts

$30.08

Color: Heather

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This zombie didn’t crawl out of the grave for salad. With wild eyes, a tattered shirt, and a bowl full of disappointment, this design is perfect for Halloween lovers who prefer brains over greens. Whether you’re a horror fan or just emotionally allergic to lettuce, this tee delivers undead sass with a side of spooky humor.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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