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🧟‍Halloween- Grains? Nah. This Guy’s Got Standards. Tank Top

$22

Color: White

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Forget quinoa and kale—this zombie’s got one thing on the menu. With exposed ribs, a deadpan stare, and a plate of regret, this design is a hilarious jab at health food culture from beyond the grave. Ideal for Halloween fanatics, horror lovers, or anyone who’s ever side-eyed a grain bowl, this tee serves undead attitude with a crunchy punchline.

100% combed ringspun cotton. Unisex sizing and loose drape design for relaxed fit. Heather is a cotton/poly blend

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

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