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🧟‍Halloween- Grains? Nah. This Guy’s Got Standards. Tote

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Forget quinoa and kale—this zombie’s got one thing on the menu. With exposed ribs, a deadpan stare, and a plate of regret, this design is a hilarious jab at health food culture from beyond the grave. Ideal for Halloween fanatics, horror lovers, or anyone who’s ever side-eyed a grain bowl, this tee serves undead attitude with a crunchy punchline.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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